Nope. Not me

I did not roll over and ignore my crying child, in hopes that my husband would wake up (with a careful nudge) to go and get him. What kind of mother would i be? No, that was not me.

I did not run into the pantry where my children can't see me and stuff my face with Oreo cookies in 10 seconds flat. How incredibly disgusting! No, not me.


I did not use lotion in my daughter's hair because i have no idea where the hair gel is. No, not me.

I did not sign myself up to buy a $300 food dehydrator, then back out. No, not me.

I did not let my kids hang out in their undies for a full day last week. No, not me

I did not accidentally use my husband's toothbrush to brush my teeth and then not tell him. No, not me.

I did not put clean clothes back in the wash again because i was too lazy to fold them. I firmly believe a clean home is a happy home. I would never do something so "lazy". No, not me.

I did not check my email like a crazed manic (214 times) last week in hopes of hearing some important news. Talk about OCD. Nope. That is sooo not me!

I did not grab my daughter's red shoes to put on my son because i had no time to run up the stairs and grab his camouflage shoes. No. Not me!

I did not slip and fall down a full flight of stairs while strutting the new heels that i practically begged like a dog for, which I was told were to dangerous for me! No. that was not me at all!

I did not forget that my daughter had sharing time (again) and rush to the car to grab whatever random toy she left in there. Nope, that was not me at all!

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