Nope. Not me

I did not roll over and ignore my crying child, in hopes that my husband would wake up (with a careful nudge) to go and get him. What kind of mother would i be? No, that was not me.

I did not run into the pantry where my children can't see me and stuff my face with Oreo cookies in 10 seconds flat. How incredibly disgusting! No, not me.

I did not use lotion in my daughter's hair because i have no idea where the hair gel is. No, not me.

I did not sign myself up to buy a $300 food dehydrator, then back out. No, not me.

I did not let my kids hang out in their undies for a full day last week. No, not me

I did not accidentally use my husband's toothbrush to brush my teeth and then not tell him. No, not me.

I did not put clean clothes back in the wash again because i was too lazy to fold them. I firmly believe a clean home is a happy home. I would never do something so "lazy". No, not me.

I did not check my email like a crazed manic (214 times) last week in hopes of hearing some important news. Talk about OCD. Nope. That is sooo not me!

I did not grab my daughter's red shoes to put on my son because i had no time to run up the stairs and grab his camouflage shoes. No. Not me!

I did not slip and fall down a full flight of stairs while strutting the new heels that i practically begged like a dog for, which I was told were to dangerous for me! No. that was not me at all!

I did not forget that my daughter had sharing time (again) and rush to the car to grab whatever random toy she left in there. Nope, that was not me at all!

****On another note: Vote for my kid's in the cutest baby/kid contest. Christian is listed in the baby section, and Haylie is listed in the kid section. They are both #12. Click here to Vote


  1. Lol! I love your honesty, a hem, but that wasn't you...nope not you ;)

    I voted for Christian--he's gorgeous especially in the red shoes hee hee! I voted for Haylie. Can you say cutie pie?

    You could write a book based on this "not me" concept! I love it and am so happy I found your blog :)

  2. lol..thanks! thank you for voting for my babies. I am 100% confidant that my kids will need counseling when they are older due to me...until they..well they'll just deal

  3. Hey, thanks for visiting. I am close to being in tears because I KNOW all moms have days like this. The red shoes and the fact he is smiling with the caption has me in stitches!

    You must be a friend in my head. Since I was a little kid I have wanted to be pediatrician. Why did I go to school for engineering? Now with a 9yo and soon to be 3yo, I am considering a biomed or bioeng degree. Go figure!

  4. I, too, have rolled over and hoped my hubby would wake up when the babies cry at night!

    AND I've used lotion in my son's hair because we didn't have hair gel!

    Great minds think a like! Too bad they're NOT ours! :D

  5. What a great tip on the laundry ... I'm totally going to have to try that one!

  6. I am happy to report that I am with you on almost 100% of this! hahahah! Especially the heels...


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